How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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