i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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