if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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