Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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