The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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