next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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