You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.