You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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