Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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