Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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