Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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