Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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