How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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