I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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