he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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