I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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