First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
