No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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