i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
