Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I have fence marks all over my body
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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