he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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