I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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