some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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