I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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