He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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