Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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