never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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