let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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