Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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