Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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