I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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