some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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