I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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