I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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I need you to use more vowels.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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