I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
send nudes
from the living room?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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