We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
3 2 1 whiskey
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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