omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it was like eating out sand paper
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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