dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize