went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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