he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
there is puke in my bra ... again
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