fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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