you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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