let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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