I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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