I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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