My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Mom said you looked used
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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