O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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