I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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