I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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