Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
