This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
my being single is dangerous.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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