Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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