can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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