I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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