my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
be right there i have to get my cape
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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