What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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