Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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